Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sexy Facts of Life

1. Fate is like getting raped - If you can't fight it, learn to enjoy it.

2 . Work is like a gang bang - 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

3. Education is like hiring a prostitute - It needs both money and hard work.

4. Success is like masturbation - Only your own hand can let you achieve it.

Learn from these lessons and you'll never regret it.


Aice Nice Concepts said...

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RoNald said...

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Lemon said...

Very nice and sexy facts about life indeed ^_^

Anonymous said...

that is horrible.