Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Sexy Facts of Life


1. Fate is like getting raped - If you can't fight it, learn to enjoy it.

2 . Work is like a gang bang - 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.

3. Education is like hiring a prostitute - It needs both money and hard work.

4. Success is like masturbation - Only your own hand can let you achieve it.


Learn from these lessons and you'll never regret it.



4 comments:

Aice Nice Concepts said...

no comment

RoNald said...

Wow very sexy and hilarious! Jigs you are a genius. If I have a business then I would rather post an ad to your blog and pay you $$$. I think its a good deal.

Lemon said...

Very nice and sexy facts about life indeed ^_^

sean said...

that is horrible.